Thursday, November 5, 2009

Oh Braxton!

Braxton is our middle child. He is a special boy with an interesting take on life. That is the nice way of saying he is your run of the mill pain in the butt, but we do get a kick out of him. Here are some of his more interesting things he has said.
One day Braxton refused to clean up his trains so his Dad took them away and put them down stairs. So the next day Braxton was sneaking downstairs and bringing pieces of his train back upstairs bit by bit. When I caught Braxton I told him he better put them back or his Dad would be very mad. this is how the conversation continued..
Braxton: Well then I will tell Dad you let me go get them.
Mom: Braxton that is a lie.
Braxton: Well then you tell Dad you let me.
Mom: Braxton that is a lie too and I don't lie.
Braxton: Well what's Jesus' number?
Mom: You want Jesus' phone number?
Braxton: Yeah so if you don't tell Dad that, then I will call Jesus and tell him your being naughty!

Yes I was blackmailed by my four year old to lie or he would sic Jesus on me!

Then yesterday I told Braxton he needed to clean up his room. He wasn't doing it after I had gotten after him several times so I told him he better hurry before his Dad got home or his Dad would get mad at him. Braxton looked up and said,"Well actually Mom he'll be mad at you for yelling at me."
So much attitude I don't know what I'm going to do!


House of Joy said...

Got to love his spunk!!!!!!!!! He is one smart kid.

You are an awesome mama.
Have fun and give those boys a big hug and kiss from me. Tell them I am sending them a package so watch for the mail man!

Rach said...

What little shits we have to raise!!

Michelle said...

Ohhhh Star! I love it! So funny I can't believe the things kids say. I was almost laughing out loud!

shellie said...

What a funny little guy. That made me laugh out loud. Thanks for the morning laugh.

Kara Benson said...

Jesus is always watching you mommy, you better be a good girl! Too funny.